You might have better luck at the Democratic National Convention
Strippers in Tampa Bay have high hopes for the GOP this go ’round, but we’ll just cut the punchlines and call this one our headline of the day.
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College graduates, apply today!
Do you hate your job because of your coworkers? Then why not apply for a new job, a better job with lots of outdoor hours and where you can kill the people you work with? Sri Lanka is looking for a...
View ArticleIt’s the candiru for the back
“I’m tired of these mothereffin’ eels in my mothereffin’ butt!”
View ArticleNo, it’s not the name of an album by RZA
It’s pretty much the greatest headline that myself, the Wu-Tang Clan and Quentin Tarantino have ever read. EVER. And the truth will never be able to match the headline.
View ArticleSay cheese and holy crap!
R.L. Stine, you may remember him as that guy who wrote the “Goosebumps” series that never really terrified you, or if you were a more advanced reader, the “Cheerleader” series that made it OK to think...
View ArticleMaybe there was more cleaner on the trainer car?
Certifiable scientific proof: you won’t find a better headline today. Guaranteed.
View ArticleLactose intolerant Hell comes to Norway
It’s got drama. It’s got flames. It’s got passion. It’s got cheese.
View ArticleDuke University sells out humanity
In one fell swoop, our war against animals grew exponentially. A war on one front? Try a war against three (potentially united) enemies now.
View ArticleBug spray won’t cut it in Florida this year
If you live in Florida, you may want to consider moving before the summer comes. We’re sure it’s a very nice place and all that, but it’s about to get flat-out terrifying. It’s no secret that Florida...
View ArticleCHUN! CHUN! for great (Chinese) justice
This is not a dream. This is real. The mayor of the Chinese mega-city Chongqing thinks that Chinese judges should watch American courtroom dramas. This is not the plot of a Judge Dredd comic. His...
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